Why is NBC Ignoring the Most Interesting Olympic Storyline?
NBC gets its multicolored peacock feathers kicked in the ratings week after week. Even its morning juggernaut ‘The Today Show’ has lost some shine off Matt Lauer’s forever-balding dome. (Seriously, the dude has been losing hair since the late 90’…
The Careful Construction of the World’s Greatest ‘Yo Mama’ Joke
Before we begin, some rules and guidelines about the traits the mother in this joke shall not possess, only because of the overabundance of typical mom putdowns using these tired points of vilification toward the female parental unit.
10 Beastie Boys Lyrics That Every Guy Should Live By
Adam “MCA” Yauch, a member of the influential and legendary New York rap group the Beastie Boys passed away today at the age of 47. MCA leaves behind not only a nation of hardcore fans, but a legacy of music that will love on for generations.
Marc Maron Discusses the WTF Podcast and…Health Insurance? [Interview]
Marc Maron is guilty of many things. He’ll admit as much, and often does, on his popular WTF Podcast.
Want to See a Gallery of Random Hot Women We Found on Instagram?
Instagram. It’s a godsend for people that take awful pictures. It can make anything beautiful.
If Twitter Hashtags Told The Truth About TV Shows [PICTURES]
Television is always best enjoyed in a group. Sadly, most of us are losers who watch TV alone BUT social media allows us losers to watch our favorite shows with a large group of other losers (kinda) via Twitter hashtags.
6 Movies To Help You Break Up With a Girl
Are you lazy? Do you not want to deal with the fuss of breaking up with your significant other? Do you want to drop a blatant hint without having a three-hour conversation about the relationship? Here is a list of six movies to aid you in the process of breaking up with a girl.
iCub Crawling Robot Baby is Adorably Creepy [VIDEO]
What’s cuter than a baby? How about a robot baby? This video of the not-at-all-terrifying iCub crawling robot baby is both adorable and a reminder of humanity’s increasing obsolescence. Soon you will be our ruler, robot baby.
Dr. Pepper TEN Is Not For Women [PICTURE]
We like a good, honest advertising campaign. Dr. Pepper is giving us just what we want in their new Dr. Pepper TEN campaign. Honesty.
Man Sues White Castle Over Booth Size
Normally a lawsuit involving a fast food chain and a patron has something to do with the food. In the case of Martin Kessman versus White Castle the main complaint by Mr. Kessman is that the restaurant’s booths aren’t big enough. Online Dish explains how his local Whi…
‘Top Gun’ Coming to Theaters in 3D
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Maverick, Goose and the rest of the ‘fly boys’ will land back in movie theaters in 2012 when ‘Top Gun’ is re-released in 3D.
Man in Gumby Suit Tries to Rob 7-11 (But Doesn’t End Up in the Pokey) [VIDEO]
A man dressed as Gumby made such a horrible attempt at robbing a 7-11 store that the clerk thought it was all a joke. The assailant told the clerk he was being robbed then fumbled inside his costume as if he was going to pull out a gun. He ended up dropping 27 cents on the floor and being told by th…