Breaking News to No One — Men Have Trouble Thinking Straight Around Women
Women — Can’t live with ‘em, can’t think straight around ‘em. Also, can’t sell them without official papers, but that’s something you learn on your own after months of research.
Woman Injured Having Sex on the Job Gets Workman’s Comp
Time to move to Australia and schlep our lives away as public servants or crocodile wrestlers. Why? Well, a judge decided that a woman who was injured having sex at an Australian motel while on a work trip is entitled to Workman’s Compensation. How do we get that deal, since the circumstances sound …
Fugitive Updates Facebook Page While on the Run From Cops
A 26-year-old fugitive from Washington State took time out of his busy day hotfooting it and hiding from the cops to make updates to his Facebook page.
Woman Retires 1964 Mercury After 576,000 Miles
Quick, what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a 1964 Mercury Comet Caliente with 576,000 miles on it? You probably envisioned it being restored, housed in a glass case a la Cameron’s dad’s Ferrari in ‘Ferris Bueller&CloseCurl…
#KUBoobs Goes Viral on Twitter
Athletes and their fans are a superstitious bunch. They wear “good luck” jerseys, sit on the same side of the couch at game time, put their left cleat on first at all times and the list goes on and on. While in the midst of the Final Four of March Madness, Kansas fans have found away to wrest the sp…
Man Wants Copy of New York Times, So He Climbs Building to Get It
Nothing comes between a disturbed person and their copy of the New York Times.
Australia’s ‘XXXX Island’ Wants to Be a Vacation Spot For ‘Men Only’
XXXX Gold Beer has acquired Pumpkin Island, a plot of land on the Great Barrier Reef.
Dick Clark Flintstone-Style House for Sale in Malibu
Dick Clark has put his man cave on the market. No, seriously, it’s a cave.
Ginger Baker’s ‘Beware of Mr. Baker’ Documentary Trailer Released
In the trailer for ‘Beware of Mr. Baker,’ Ginger Baker, the former drummer of Cream and Blind Faith is declared to be many things. Some desirable. Others? Not so much. The skins smasher is declared mad. He is described as looking like the devil. It is said that he is what the drums are all about. He…
Van Halen ‘Hot for Teacher’ Video Star Lillian Muller Resurfaces
The sexy educator from Van Halen‘s famous ‘Hot for Teacher’ video has resurfaced. Her name is Lillian Muller and she followed her modeling career with a gig as an inspirational speaker, personal health consultant and author.
Gregg Allman Memoir ‘My Cross to Bear’ Due May 1
Gregg Allman‘s memoir ‘My Cross to Bear’ is scheduled to land at bookstores and digital outlets on May 1. The Allman Brothers Band mainstay shared more details about the book on his official Facebook page.
Van Halen’s ‘A Different Kind of Truth’ Debuts High on U.K. Charts
The U.K. numbers are in and Van Halen’s ‘A Different Kind of Truth,’ which is their first album in 14 years and first with David Lee Roth at the vocal helm in 28 years, debuted at No. 6 on the sales charts. Bravo! Congrats to the band on the first sales accolade…