What with nearly being exploded by bombs and all, you might think Anderson Cooper is a little too busy with not dying to take trolls to task. But that is simply not the case. Cooper was reporting from Gaza City on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, a subject which gets a lot of people up in arms. Unfortunately for those angry people, if your arms are merely Twitter insults directed Cooper, you're about to get badly burned. One man was instructed to eat more Fritos, and (most brilliantly) to deal with another lady, he scrolled through her Twitter feed to call her a flan-cooking moron (our words). Here are those amazing exchanges for your enjoyment.

In short, if you think you can mess with Anderson Cooper on Twitter and get away with it, you're gonna have a bad time.