This drink will milk you for all you’re worth.

The Powder Room, a new Hollywood club opening this week, will offer a $500 milkshake to customers who really like milkshakes and really have a lot of money just lying around. We’ll wait while you clean up that mess after the milk came out your nose.

There are no photos of the expensive beverage, but word is the drink will feature “premium spirits, Belgian chocolate and edible gold,” as well a souvenir Swarovski ring, which is worth about $190.

Powder Room owner John Arakaki said, "We wanted to offer an experience where guests could take something special home with them, and it's perfect for a bachelorette party or a special occasion.”

That sounds nice and all, but we think we’ll just stick to ordering a large vanilla at the McDonald’s drive-thru, thank you very much.

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