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10 Lines From “Star Wars” You Wouldn’t Want to Hear After Sex [VIDEO]

Maybe he just had too much time on his hands, but someone went through the “Star Wars” movies and found the top ten lines you WOULDN’T want to hear someone say during or AFTER sex.

My favorite is number three, when Han Solo yells at Chewbacca, “Get in there you big, hairy oaf. I don’t care what you smell.” But you can’t really argue with their pick for number one: Darth Vader’s line, “I am your father.”

Go ahead, you know you want to.

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