10 Hilarious Examples of ‘Kid Logic’
There are tons of things we don’t know, like why Evil Baby is so terrifying or how Honey Boo Boo landed a hit TV show. Sure, we could use the old Google Machine or Siri, but sometimes we like hearing answers from an actual person.
But did you know there’s an even better, adorably entertaining way to get answers to life’s toughest questions?
If you’re ever wondering how clocks work or want to know what goes down in ‘Star Wars,’ just ask a kid. They know a whole heck of a lot!
Ok, so maybe their explanations are a little mixed up at times, but who’s to say they’re wrong? We like to think wise little munchkins know best when it comes to dishing out valuable information. They’re also really, really hilarious.
Check out 10 kids who have funny logic below.
Gears…How do they work?
Our first clever kid comes in the form of the world’s most adorable two-year-old. Ever wonder how coffee makers and clocks work? Gears. Lots and lots of gears. According to this toddler, they’re big and they spin around and they turn and… then we lose part of his explanation due to a ridiculously cute voice. But regardless, “that’s fascinating!”
The Plot of ‘Star Wars’
For all non-geeks out there, ‘Star Wars’ can be super confusing. Luckily, we have a smarty pants three-year-old to clear up any confusion! Apparently some sort of robot garage sale goes on, Obi Wan Kenobi teaches Luke how to use his light-up sword, and “pokey balls” are thrown into the mix at one point. Ahh, it totally makes sense now!
How the digestive system works
We have to give this tiny toddler major credit. We haven’t the slightest clue as to how the digestive and circulatory systems work, but she sure knows how her breakfast pancakes travel through them! According to Ana, they go through the esophagus, into the tummy and through the intestines; she’s right on the target. But did you know pancakes also travel to your nose, toes and fingers? They do– just ask Ana.
Marriage or career?
Relationships can be complicated. Fortunately, we have a five-year-old who doesn’t put up with any shenanigans and gives us hard-hitting reasoning regarding marriage. This sass master gets pretty worked up while explaining the importance of getting a job before committing herself to a guy, but who can blame her? The playground is a rough scene these days.
Mitt Romney Vs. Big Bird
Big Bird isn’t the only one upset over Mitt Romney’s intention to cut off funding to PBS — this kid is ticked. He reminds us all that if Sesame Street-lovers turn on the show and there’s a blank screen, kids are just going to be sad. However, the most important takeaway from this boy’s rant is the following message: Romney needs to quit giving money to the gas companies so Elmo and the Muppets can be on TV! Right on, kid. Right on.
The True Meaning of Christmas
The holiday season is going to creep up on us before we know it, but do we really know what it’s all about? Leave it to a real life Linus to explain the true meaning of Christmas. See, we already like this mini man because of his super enthusiastic attitude and super confusing logic. Although the story was a little hard to follow, we did learn that Christmas is about a man named Carlo.
How to prove mommy is married
Is there any real way to prove someone’s married? We mean, besides having a ring and a marriage certificate. According to this smarty pants, yes! Basically, he wants mommy to pee on the stick to see if she’s married. The stick is really a pregnancy test, but we can’t expect a three-year-old to understand what the heck that is. Strangely enough, we think this kid has a great invention brewing.
What Dinosaurs Feel like
We so wish there was a way to experience what dinosaurs feel like. Think about it– how awesome would it be to just hang out with a T-Rex? Luckily, this dino fanatic has such impressive reenactment skills that we actually felt like we were being attacked by a humongous reptile through our computer screens. However, there’s a huge lesson here: don’t mess with dinosaurs because they “DON’T LIKE TO BE CRUUUSHED!”
The origin of the tooth fairy
Once we reach seven or eight years old, it could be a little embarrassing to ask our friends about the Tooth Fairy. But seriously, who is this chick, and what does do with all those teeth?! According to this expert, the Tooth Fairy is the queen and she makes robots and buildings out of teeth, among other things. It all makes sense now!
How to catch a leprechaun
Leprechaun‘s are sly little buggers. Despite our endless attempts to snag one every St. Patrick’s Day, we never seem to be able to! Fortunately for us, this little dude knows exactly how to catch a leprechaun. The thing is, we can’t really understand most of his explanation. However, we do know for sure it involves a bag of peas, a bunch of sticks and a whole lot of other stuff.